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Teaser trailer

(MPAA green screen.)

(Shows the Disney logo.)

(Shows a snowy town.)

Announcer: It seems like any other snow days. But next Christmas, all that calmness is about to fade away.

(Cuts to black for a couple seconds.)

(Shows a huge shadow over the town.)

Announcer: Something unspeakable will dawn upon us.

(The townspeople are running and screaming.)

Announcer: Get ready for...

(Shows the two brothers Bill and Phil Chapman sitting inside the head of a huge snow-covered robot.)

Bill: Oh, like you're ever seen a robotic snowman before.

Phil: Uhhh... Phil, maybe you should just shut it off.

(Cuts to black.)

Announcer: Disney presents...

(The film's logo zooms out from between the title's two words.)

Announcer: Chill Bill.

(Cuts back to the boys.)

Bill: What are you worried about? We're only putting this thing to the test.

Phil: Okay.

(Shows the words "CHRISTMAS 2016" and the Disney Digital 3D logo, the RealD 3D logo, and the website "disney.com/chill-bill, and a copyright below it.)

Announcer: Coming Christmas 2016. This film is not yet rated.

Theatrical trailer #1

(MPAA green screen.)

(Shows the Disney logo.)

(Shows the DJW Studios logo.)

(Shows clips from The Perfect Pies.)

Announcer: From the studio that brought you The Perfect Pies.

(Shows a mountain.)

Announcer: ...comes a new Disney movie, and that Disney movie is called...

(The logo "Chill Bill" falls on the top of the mountain.)

Announcer: Chill Bill!

(Bill and Phil are shown sitting at a table.)

Phil: Bill, do you have any 4's?

Bill: Philly, we play chess.

(Bill opens the fridge.)

Bill: Hey!

Phil: Someone stole our orange juice from the fridge.

(The two boys run towards the Quildumbs' house)

Announcer: Two boys...

(Bill and Phil are inside Jonathan Quildumb's house.)

Bill: Jonathan Quildumb! Why'd you steal our bottle of orange juice?

John: You mean...

(John opens the curtains to reveal his Chill-Inator.)

John: (turns on the machine) MY bottle of orange juice.

(Bill and Phil are chasing the machine down the hill.)

Announcer: Face off against their all-time rival.

(The two brothers are inside their house.)

Bill: I can't believe it. How could Jonathan do this to us?

(The Chill-Inator approaches a nearby town.)

Announcer: To save their hometown.

John: (speaking through a megaphone) Calm down everyone, I'm only here for the kids who bullied me.

(Bill and Phil are witnessing the event.)

Phil: He's gonna turn us all into snow creatures!

(Pans to the Chill Bill logo on an icey background

Announcer: Chill Bill!

(Shows the words "CHRISTMAS 2016" and the Disney Digital 3D logo, the RealD 3D logo, and the website "disney.com/chill-bill, and a copyright below it.)

Announcer: Coming Christmas 2016. This film is not yet rated.

More coming soon!